- knob
- 1. (Knob) (840↑, 168↓)Knob \<n\> 1) The penis 2) An obnoxious person To Knob \<v\> 3) The act of (hard) intercourse See also [knob-head]
1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob\!" 2) "Kevin is an absolute knob." 3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."
Author: Stuart Fletcher http://knob.urbanup.com/8812442. (knob) (661↑, 136↓)The glans, the penis head"His penis is so short that it is only a knob"
Author: Wilhelmina Plowes http://knob.urbanup.com/44857683. (knob) (338↑, 172↓)the male organ, [penis].Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out." Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out." Man 2: "call that a knob?"
Author: simon http://knob.urbanup.com/4100944. (knob) (323↑, 218↓)A complete moron (see [tool])Dude - you're such a fucking nob\!
Author: Hepcat http://knob.urbanup.com/247535. (knob) (144↑, 40↓)1. Slightly less harsh term for the male anatomy than [pecker] or [dick]. 2. Also can be used as a term similar to [goof], [tool] or [moron].1. I went to the Yukon during the winter and almost froze my knob when I took a whiz outside after the party. 2.Dude, did you hear Bill locked the keys in his car again - what a knob\!
Author: Shasta100 http://knob.urbanup.com/37450946. (Knob) (36↑, 21↓)The name that is given to an individual that is being a complete moron, idiot or dumb-ass. Also lacking in common sense.Bob: Man you see that Lakers game? Derek: Yeah bro. Bob: Man I love hockey. Derek to Lindsey: Whaaaaatta knob.
Author: seizing http://knob.urbanup.com/43649827. (knob) (34↑, 26↓)A dumb fuckheadMan, Davide is such a knob.
Author: vespalover http://knob.urbanup.com/38838858. (knob) (77↑, 73↓)a dick, wang, or another such name for "penis"Your knob is looking like ground chuck after that 24-hour marathon.
Author: bm http://knob.urbanup.com/5133809. (Knob) (4↑, 0↓)The male member or a derogatory name for someone behaving inappropriately. Definitely not to be confused with the word NOB.Oh goodness me\! Would you look at Stroons? What on earth is she talking shit like that for? What an utter KNOB\!
Author: gftc http://knob.urbanup.com/563748910. (knob) (34↑, 30↓)Definition for a complete tosserYou're a fucking knob\!
Author: Have one guess http://knob.urbanup.com/1353311. (knob) (51↑, 49↓)Canadian slang for "prick"God, you're such a knob
Author: John http://knob.urbanup.com/59320412. (knob) (9↑, 9↓)british slang for penis"I could eat a knob at night" - Karl Pilkington
Author: phoebster http://knob.urbanup.com/425250613. (knob) (27↑, 27↓)A person whose opinion of themself is decidely higher than actuality."See the frat boy over there? Total knob."
Author: zosiablue http://knob.urbanup.com/51702314. (knob) (37↑, 38↓)n.: A delectably crude term for the circumcised human male penis, esp. if the head is wide in diameter vt.: To penetrate coarsely during sex, esp. with mostly the head of the penis, rather than inserting the entire shaft"Knob" as a noun: Nude and kneeling before his knob, she made him horny for a blowjob. "Knob" as a transitive verb: 1) Insecure about his short shaft but proud of his wide cockhead, he knobs his lover's pussy in order to accentuate the positive. 2) Mr. Doe couldn't stop fantasizing while making love with his wife that for once he'd like to knob her hole like the stud he really is.
Author: V. Cummings http://knob.urbanup.com/189499315. (knob) (95↑, 96↓)The penis. Hence, "to gobble the knob" (to perform oral sex on a male).Dude, zip your pants back up, your knob is hanging out\!
Author: Brown Sugar http://knob.urbanup.com/6458716. (Knob) (4↑, 6↓)The incorrect way of writing the word "Nob" There is no K when you say it so why waste your time writing it... meaning: - Penis - Word used to describe an idiot - Word used to describe getting jiggy with it (Will Smith style)Gemma is such a Knob doesn't she realise it would be easier just to spell it Nob\!
Author: PaulFdly http://knob.urbanup.com/534966017. (knob) (7↑, 10↓)1) A tool; a pawn of the system. 2) One who uses slangs as if they've heard them before."Those protesters are such a bunch of knobs\!" "Stop trying to act cool, ya knob\!"
Author: George D'range http://knob.urbanup.com/315172218. (Knob) (1↑, 5↓)A word referring to two or more American's travelling outside of their home country.Step aside guys, there is a Knob of American's trying to push past again.
Author: wiibloke http://knob.urbanup.com/521802619. (knob) (2↑, 6↓)For one to be so ridiculously stupid that simple tasks are their undoing.Gemma is extremely sun burnt... on her front.. not her back.. She looks like a KNOB\!
Author: krazyface1985 http://knob.urbanup.com/401298820. (knob) (4↑, 8↓)The circumsized end of a penis.Hey Billy, let me gobble on that pink knob for awhile. I'll give it a real nice sheen. I know how much you like it\! It is so sensitive.
Author: knobgobbler69 http://knob.urbanup.com/310765321. (knob) (29↑, 33↓)Another name for the tip of a males penis. Also known as the Head, Helmet, Mushroom.Yeah thats right, suck my knob\! ooo baby u like that shit dont ya?
Author: nednerb http://knob.urbanup.com/143421022. (Knob) (5↑, 10↓)An ignorant person who believes any damn thing they hear. Especially if it contradicts Logic and Reason. The stupider the better for Knobs.Sheela: How can I turn myself into a Mermaid? Me: You are a Knob. There is no such thing as Mermaids. Sheela: I am going to report you to Yahoo Answers because you made me a sad Knob-Ho.
Author: Knob Killer http://knob.urbanup.com/327462423. (knob) (41↑, 46↓)The knob. A place in Hamilton, Ohio close to [five points]. Knob is an acronym for Keep Niggers Off Block -or- Kill Niggers On BlockFucking NIGGER, gett of the knob\!
Author: Jerry_is_THE_BEST http://knob.urbanup.com/282649424. (Knob) (19↑, 24↓)1; someone who is a complete and utter pillock. Is far from a likeable character and has an IQ drowned so much in negativity that they can't possibly realise how much of a belching vagina they are. What a knob 2; a projecting part, usually round, forming the handle of a door. Symbollock of a swollen testicle. From the latin \<i\> swoolen testicle a knobi\</i\> 3;Now this one is a bit naughty kiddies. Is also a slang term commonly used to refer to the male genetalia.Translation; "what a fucking knob" : "what a fucking male genital" (the male 'package' consitsing of a scrotum and a penis)
Author: Christostorous III http://knob.urbanup.com/201306525. (Knob) (48↑, 53↓)n. 1.) Attached to a door as a handle. 2.) Reference to a guy's dick. 3.) Word that can be used in the name of a town. 4.) Alternate word for "knot" in reference to a bump on the head.1.) I turned the doorknob to find her naked. 2.) She schlobbed on his dick all day. 3.) Let's head over to the store in Gobbler's Knob. 4.) He had a knob on his head after I hit him with a hammer.
Author: Survivor Fan http://knob.urbanup.com/92469626. (Knob) (2↑, 8↓)A well established term in the rocketry hobby which refers to a person who realizes hobby rocketry is just that, a hobby. A knob isn't planning on going to the moon anytime soon, and has no trouble playing with toy rockets. A knob doesn't mind rocket motors that are less then 100% effecient, as long as they have some sort of cool visual effect.Wow, that guy that flew the green flame motor is a real knob\!
Author: The Origninal Knob™ http://knob.urbanup.com/240841727. (knob) (1↑, 8↓)A unit of measurement of bactericidal/alcohol iso wipes (typically several clumped together)1. Oh no\! i just wanted one iso wipe, but i accidently pulled out a knob of iso wipes 2. Hey can you please pass me a knob of iso wipes?
Author: Pierre Montgomery http://knob.urbanup.com/366620228. (Knob) (0↑, 7↓)"KNOB" - Vesitile, Means good, bad, or anything(WHEN SOMETHING/SOMEONE GOES WRONG,BAD,OR DUMB) - "Thats Knobbed out man\!\! or "Your Knobbed out\!") (WHEN SOMETHING GOES GOOD)- "Thats kill knobb\!\!"
Author: Tyler Wentworth http://knob.urbanup.com/295290529. (knob) (21↑, 29↓)A fourth year (freshman) Cadet at the prestigious military institute of South Carolina. Called "knob" because of their shaved head which resebles a door knob.Knobs receive the most shit out of any cadet at any military school.
Author: Oswaldo Sanchez http://knob.urbanup.com/116347630. (Knob) (18↑, 26↓)To engage in sexual intercourse with; to fuck.I knobbed your mum last night.
Author: super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ http://knob.urbanup.com/19402331. (knob) (0↑, 9↓)A very small male penisBoy, you got a knob, you need to take some Viagra or you ain't gettin layed
Author: wealoe http://knob.urbanup.com/423874732. (Knob) (0↑, 9↓)A slut. Everyone uses the knob on a door, just like everyone uses a slut; thus, sluts=knobsThat knob's pussy was so loose i couldnt get my dick up.
Author: your-just-jealous http://knob.urbanup.com/322080433. (knob) (0↑, 9↓)1. A penis that is constantly erect. 2. A person who resembles a penis in physical appearance and/or behaviour.You'll take out someone's eye with your knob sticking out like that.
Author: Samantha Fox http://knob.urbanup.com/274672134. (Knob) (0↑, 9↓)Slang word for a woman, derived from women that wear pony tails hence the word knob.Damm shes a fine knob.
Author: MasterSh http://knob.urbanup.com/213017835. (knob) (20↑, 29↓)for a male to recive oral sex from a womenim tryin to cop some knob tonight
Author: the real knob http://knob.urbanup.com/142872436. (Knob) (13↑, 22↓)1) a penis (of any size) 2) to describe penii (pl)Would you like to slob on my knob bitch\!
Author: Phil Hanson http://knob.urbanup.com/99625037. (knob) (21↑, 31↓)1. a stupid or foolish person 2. a greeting1. "He crashed into a parked semi-trailer? What a knob." 2. (walks into a room) "Knob." (other guy nods) "Knob."
Author: Smith (you know) http://knob.urbanup.com/144127838. (knob) (11↑, 22↓)A public school name for the art of writing the word Knob on a piece of school property or somebodies prep without them noticing, knobbing has been known to occur at Magdalen College School for boys and at Eton.Jimmy Knobbed Mr. Nolls Pot Plants.
Author: Jonny Church http://knob.urbanup.com/5389339. (knob) (4↑, 16↓)A reference used by the supporters of Crystal Palace FC to describe another set of South London supporters, the Charlton fan. For years, the Charlton supporter (or Clown as they are commonly known) has tried to bait and bully their way into a rivalry with their neighbour (who already have a deep and ancient rivalry with Millwall FC and Brighton & Hove Albion FC) but the worst insult anybody could think of on the Crystal Palace side was 'knob' as the Palace supporter really cant bring themselves to hate them.Look at that Clown knob trying to pick a fight with that caravan salesman.
Author: Jay Simon http://knob.urbanup.com/259574840. (knob) (12↑, 25↓)Similar to the word newb, or newbie. Used in online chats, specifically gaming chat rooms.Hey, that guy was a total knob.
Author: Tim Hansen http://knob.urbanup.com/36915341. (knob) (7↑, 21↓)Noob-newbie some one with little experienceyou r such a knob you should die
Author: tehkoko http://knob.urbanup.com/128883642. (Knob) (6↑, 23↓)A term of endearment to one who posesses a [head]/haircut which resembles the top of the male reproductive [organ].Alright Knob, what's up\!
Author: Handy Man http://knob.urbanup.com/117175143. (knob) (13↑, 31↓)Someone requiring complete custodial care."You're such a knob\!\!"
Author: Billy http://knob.urbanup.com/104114044. (knob) (4↑, 35↓)A word Canadians use to describe indiansYou can tell it's welfare cheque day. The entire beer store is jam packed with knobs.
Author: Jim http://knob.urbanup.com/1034010Related: penis, dick, cock, willy, prick, nob, idiot, twat, wanker, sex, head, wang, tool, schlong, cunt, dickhead, boner, johnson, dong, balls, erection, pecker, weiner, gay, rod, asshole, bellend, shaft, chode, loser, fuck, moron, shlong, stupid, suck, tosser, blow job, pussy, bitch, blowjobLast updated: 2012.03.01
Urban English dictionary. 2013.