knob

knob
1. (Knob) (840↑, 168↓)
Knob \<n\> 1) The penis 2) An obnoxious person To Knob \<v\> 3) The act of (hard) intercourse See also [knob-head]

1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob\!" 2) "Kevin is an absolute knob." 3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."

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2. (knob) (661↑, 136↓)
The glans, the penis head

"His penis is so short that it is only a knob"

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3. (knob) (338↑, 172↓)
the male organ, [penis].

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out." Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out." Man 2: "call that a knob?"

4. (knob) (323↑, 218↓)
A complete moron (see [tool])

Dude - you're such a fucking nob\!

5. (knob) (144↑, 40↓)
1. Slightly less harsh term for the male anatomy than [pecker] or [dick]. 2. Also can be used as a term similar to [goof], [tool] or [moron].

1. I went to the Yukon during the winter and almost froze my knob when I took a whiz outside after the party. 2.Dude, did you hear Bill locked the keys in his car again - what a knob\!

6. (Knob) (36↑, 21↓)
The name that is given to an individual that is being a complete moron, idiot or dumb-ass. Also lacking in common sense.

Bob: Man you see that Lakers game? Derek: Yeah bro. Bob: Man I love hockey. Derek to Lindsey: Whaaaaatta knob.

7. (knob) (34↑, 26↓)
A dumb fuckhead

Man, Davide is such a knob.

8. (knob) (77↑, 73↓)
a dick, wang, or another such name for "penis"

Your knob is looking like ground chuck after that 24-hour marathon.

9. (Knob) (4↑, 0↓)
The male member or a derogatory name for someone behaving inappropriately. Definitely not to be confused with the word NOB.

Oh goodness me\! Would you look at Stroons? What on earth is she talking shit like that for? What an utter KNOB\!

10. (knob) (34↑, 30↓)
Definition for a complete tosser

You're a fucking knob\!

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11. (knob) (51↑, 49↓)
Canadian slang for "prick"

God, you're such a knob

12. (knob) (9↑, 9↓)
british slang for penis

"I could eat a knob at night" - Karl Pilkington

13. (knob) (27↑, 27↓)
A person whose opinion of themself is decidely higher than actuality.

"See the frat boy over there? Total knob."

14. (knob) (37↑, 38↓)
n.: A delectably crude term for the circumcised human male penis, esp. if the head is wide in diameter vt.: To penetrate coarsely during sex, esp. with mostly the head of the penis, rather than inserting the entire shaft

"Knob" as a noun: Nude and kneeling before his knob, she made him horny for a blowjob. "Knob" as a transitive verb: 1) Insecure about his short shaft but proud of his wide cockhead, he knobs his lover's pussy in order to accentuate the positive. 2) Mr. Doe couldn't stop fantasizing while making love with his wife that for once he'd like to knob her hole like the stud he really is.

15. (knob) (95↑, 96↓)
The penis. Hence, "to gobble the knob" (to perform oral sex on a male).

Dude, zip your pants back up, your knob is hanging out\!

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16. (Knob) (4↑, 6↓)
The incorrect way of writing the word "Nob" There is no K when you say it so why waste your time writing it... meaning: - Penis - Word used to describe an idiot - Word used to describe getting jiggy with it (Will Smith style)

Gemma is such a Knob doesn't she realise it would be easier just to spell it Nob\!

17. (knob) (7↑, 10↓)
1) A tool; a pawn of the system. 2) One who uses slangs as if they've heard them before.

"Those protesters are such a bunch of knobs\!" "Stop trying to act cool, ya knob\!"

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18. (Knob) (1↑, 5↓)
A word referring to two or more American's travelling outside of their home country.

Step aside guys, there is a Knob of American's trying to push past again.

19. (knob) (2↑, 6↓)
For one to be so ridiculously stupid that simple tasks are their undoing.

Gemma is extremely sun burnt... on her front.. not her back.. She looks like a KNOB\!

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20. (knob) (4↑, 8↓)
The circumsized end of a penis.

Hey Billy, let me gobble on that pink knob for awhile. I'll give it a real nice sheen. I know how much you like it\! It is so sensitive.

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21. (knob) (29↑, 33↓)
Another name for the tip of a males penis. Also known as the Head, Helmet, Mushroom.

Yeah thats right, suck my knob\! ooo baby u like that shit dont ya?

22. (Knob) (5↑, 10↓)
An ignorant person who believes any damn thing they hear. Especially if it contradicts Logic and Reason. The stupider the better for Knobs.

Sheela: How can I turn myself into a Mermaid? Me: You are a Knob. There is no such thing as Mermaids. Sheela: I am going to report you to Yahoo Answers because you made me a sad Knob-Ho.

23. (knob) (41↑, 46↓)
The knob. A place in Hamilton, Ohio close to [five points]. Knob is an acronym for Keep Niggers Off Block -or- Kill Niggers On Block

Fucking NIGGER, gett of the knob\!

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24. (Knob) (19↑, 24↓)
1; someone who is a complete and utter pillock. Is far from a likeable character and has an IQ drowned so much in negativity that they can't possibly realise how much of a belching vagina they are. What a knob 2; a projecting part, usually round, forming the handle of a door. Symbollock of a swollen testicle. From the latin \<i\> swoolen testicle a knobi\</i\> 3;Now this one is a bit naughty kiddies. Is also a slang term commonly used to refer to the male genetalia.

Translation; "what a fucking knob" : "what a fucking male genital" (the male 'package' consitsing of a scrotum and a penis)

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25. (Knob) (48↑, 53↓)
n. 1.) Attached to a door as a handle. 2.) Reference to a guy's dick. 3.) Word that can be used in the name of a town. 4.) Alternate word for "knot" in reference to a bump on the head.

1.) I turned the doorknob to find her naked. 2.) She schlobbed on his dick all day. 3.) Let's head over to the store in Gobbler's Knob. 4.) He had a knob on his head after I hit him with a hammer.

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26. (Knob) (2↑, 8↓)
A well established term in the rocketry hobby which refers to a person who realizes hobby rocketry is just that, a hobby. A knob isn't planning on going to the moon anytime soon, and has no trouble playing with toy rockets. A knob doesn't mind rocket motors that are less then 100% effecient, as long as they have some sort of cool visual effect.

Wow, that guy that flew the green flame motor is a real knob\!

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27. (knob) (1↑, 8↓)
A unit of measurement of bactericidal/alcohol iso wipes (typically several clumped together)

1. Oh no\! i just wanted one iso wipe, but i accidently pulled out a knob of iso wipes 2. Hey can you please pass me a knob of iso wipes?

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28. (Knob) (0↑, 7↓)
"KNOB" - Vesitile, Means good, bad, or anything

(WHEN SOMETHING/SOMEONE GOES WRONG,BAD,OR DUMB) - "Thats Knobbed out man\!\! or "Your Knobbed out\!") (WHEN SOMETHING GOES GOOD)- "Thats kill knobb\!\!"

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29. (knob) (21↑, 29↓)
A fourth year (freshman) Cadet at the prestigious military institute of South Carolina. Called "knob" because of their shaved head which resebles a door knob.

Knobs receive the most shit out of any cadet at any military school.

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30. (Knob) (18↑, 26↓)
To engage in sexual intercourse with; to fuck.

I knobbed your mum last night.

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31. (knob) (0↑, 9↓)
A very small male penis

Boy, you got a knob, you need to take some Viagra or you ain't gettin layed

32. (Knob) (0↑, 9↓)
A slut. Everyone uses the knob on a door, just like everyone uses a slut; thus, sluts=knobs

That knob's pussy was so loose i couldnt get my dick up.

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33. (knob) (0↑, 9↓)
1. A penis that is constantly erect. 2. A person who resembles a penis in physical appearance and/or behaviour.

You'll take out someone's eye with your knob sticking out like that.

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34. (Knob) (0↑, 9↓)
Slang word for a woman, derived from women that wear pony tails hence the word knob.

Damm shes a fine knob.

35. (knob) (20↑, 29↓)
for a male to recive oral sex from a women

im tryin to cop some knob tonight

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36. (Knob) (13↑, 22↓)
1) a penis (of any size) 2) to describe penii (pl)

Would you like to slob on my knob bitch\!

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37. (knob) (21↑, 31↓)
1. a stupid or foolish person 2. a greeting

1. "He crashed into a parked semi-trailer? What a knob." 2. (walks into a room) "Knob." (other guy nods) "Knob."

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38. (knob) (11↑, 22↓)
A public school name for the art of writing the word Knob on a piece of school property or somebodies prep without them noticing, knobbing has been known to occur at Magdalen College School for boys and at Eton.

Jimmy Knobbed Mr. Nolls Pot Plants.

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39. (knob) (4↑, 16↓)
A reference used by the supporters of Crystal Palace FC to describe another set of South London supporters, the Charlton fan. For years, the Charlton supporter (or Clown as they are commonly known) has tried to bait and bully their way into a rivalry with their neighbour (who already have a deep and ancient rivalry with Millwall FC and Brighton & Hove Albion FC) but the worst insult anybody could think of on the Crystal Palace side was 'knob' as the Palace supporter really cant bring themselves to hate them.

Look at that Clown knob trying to pick a fight with that caravan salesman.

40. (knob) (12↑, 25↓)
Similar to the word newb, or newbie. Used in online chats, specifically gaming chat rooms.

Hey, that guy was a total knob.

41. (knob) (7↑, 21↓)
Noob-newbie some one with little experience

you r such a knob you should die

42. (Knob) (6↑, 23↓)
A term of endearment to one who posesses a [head]/haircut which resembles the top of the male reproductive [organ].

Alright Knob, what's up\!

43. (knob) (13↑, 31↓)
Someone requiring complete custodial care.

"You're such a knob\!\!"

44. (knob) (4↑, 35↓)
A word Canadians use to describe indians

You can tell it's welfare cheque day. The entire beer store is jam packed with knobs.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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Synonyms:
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  • Knob — Knob, n. [A modification of knop. Cf. {Nob}.] 1. A hard protuberance; a hard swelling or rising; a bunch; a lump; as, a knob in the flesh, or on a bone. [1913 Webster] 2. A knoblike ornament or handle; as, the knob of a lock, door, or drawer.… …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • knob — [nɔb US na:b] n [Date: 1300 1400; : Middle Low German; Origin: knobbe] 1.) a round handle or thing that you turn to open a door, turn on a television etc ▪ He thought the door was locked, but he turned the knob and the door opened. ▪ a brass door …   Dictionary of contemporary English

  • knob — [ nab ] noun count 1. ) a round handle on a door or drawer a ) a round switch on a piece of equipment b ) a small round lump on the surface of something c ) the round top of a stick or post 2. ) knob of BRITISH a small piece of something: a knob… …   Usage of the words and phrases in modern English

  • Knob — Knob, v. i. To grow into knobs or bunches; to become knobbed. [Obs.] Drant. [1913 Webster] …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • knob — (n.) late 14c., knobe, probably from a Scandinavian or German source (Cf. M.L.G. knobbe knob, M.Du. cnoppe, Du. knop, O.Fris. knopp, knapp, O.H.G. knopf, Ger. Knopf button, O.N. knyfill short horn ). Meaning knoll, isolated round hill is first… …   Etymology dictionary

  • knob — ► NOUN 1) a rounded lump or ball at the end or on the surface of something. 2) a ball shaped handle on a door or drawer. 3) a round button on a machine. 4) a small lump of something. 5) chiefly N. Amer. a prominent round hill. 6) vulgar slang a… …   English terms dictionary

  • knob — [näb] n. [ME knobbe < or akin to Du, a knot, knob, bud < IE * gn eu bh < base * gen : see KNEAD] 1. a rounded lump or protuberance 2. a) a handle, usually round, of a door, drawer, etc. b) a similar device which is turned to control… …   English World dictionary

  • knob|by — «NOB ee», adjective, bi|er, bi|est. 1. covered with knobs. 2. rounded like a knob …   Useful english dictionary

  • knob — [n] lump, handle bulge, bulk, bump, bunch, doorknob, hump, knot, knurl, latch, lever, nub, opener, projection, protrusion, protuberance, snag, stud, swell, swelling, trigger, tumor; concepts 445,471 …   New thesaurus

  • knob — [[t]nɒ̱b[/t]] knobs 1) N COUNT A knob is a round handle on a door or drawer which you use in order to open or close it. He turned the knob and pushed against the door. 2) N COUNT A knob is a rounded lump or ball on top of a post or stick. A loose …   English dictionary

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